Joke

[donald mckinley <flash@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

>Date: Tue, 16 Dec 1997 21:40:22 -0500 (EST)
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>To: flash@xxxxxxxxx
>From: Penny Hunt <phunt@xxxxxxxxx>
>Subject: Joke
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>>Date: Mon, 15 Dec 1997 22:59:06 -0500 (EST)
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>>From: Suzanne Marques <smarques@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>Subject: Joke
>>
>>>Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were out playing golf one
>>>day.    Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in
>>>the fairway, but rolled directly toward the water trap. Quickly Moses
>>>raised his club, the water parted and the ball rolled to the other
>>>side, safe and sound.
>>>>
>>>Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a long one, directly toward
>>>the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond and
>>>kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and
>>>chipped it up onto the green.
>>>>
>>>Then the old guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed
>>>out over the fence and into traffic on the nearby street. It bounced
>>>off a truck and hit a tree. From there it landed on the roof of a small
>>>home, rolled down into the gutter, down the spout, out onto the fairway
>>>and right toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, it
>>>hit a little stone and bounced out over the water and onto a lily pad,
>>>where it rested quietly.  Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on
>>>the
>>>lily pad and snatched the ball in his mouth. Just then, an eagle
>>>swooped down, grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the
>>>green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced
>>>right into the hole for a beautiful hole-in-one.
>>>>
>>> Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
>>>
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>Penny..
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