Re: One Nation Under Dog

[rayilynlee <rayilynlee@xxxxxxx>]

Rick, now that you mention it I'm wondering.......Ray
----- Original Message -----
From: "Rick McGirr" <rickmcgirr@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <PARKINSN@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Sunday, July 17, 2005 9:01 AM
Subject: Re: One Nation Under Dog


> Ray,
>
> Hahahaha.  I hope you're still on the lookout for changes in behavior.
> The first time you pass by a tree and even wonder what it smells like,
> seek professional help!
>
> A dog lover w/out dog,
> Rick
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "rayilynlee" <rayilynlee@xxxxxxx>
> To: <PARKINSN@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Sunday, July 17, 2005 12:05 AM
> Subject: One Nation Under Dog
>
>
> > A couple of years ago this was printed in the North County Edition
> of The Californian. The editor, Mark Wahlberg sent it to another
> editor who emailed me back that his dog
> > Rufus agreed, he would have no other dogs before him.
> >
> > This was meant to amuse, not  infuriate and since some enjoyed the
> Do Dogs have souls discussion, consider this:
> > ONE NATION UNDER DOG
> >
> > A long time ago in 1954 some dyslexic liberal reading from left to
> right got this "one nation under God" thing all wrong. It is
> self-evident that if you read from right to left you get "Dog", the
> true deity of the cosmos.
> > I know the Supreme Being is a Dog because my dog loves all people
> unconditionally and is forgiving and tolerant. He really doesn't care
> about your gender, race, appearance, age or beliefs. He will
> unselfishly give his life for you. He suffers pain stoically. He
> doesn't wage religious wars.
> > He has one flaw. He can't stand other dogs. He has to be the "only
> dog". This may actually support my belief in his supremacy. He will
> have no other dogs before him.
> > Another thing is we are starting to look like each other. I think
> I've been created in his image.
> > Also, dogs shouldn't be kept out of our schools. As a former teacher
> I can testify to the fact that whenever I let a stray dog stay in my
> classroom, student behavior improved.
> > The pledge of allegiance could easily and should be amended to
> reflect my religious belief that we are "one nation under Dog"
> > Rayilyn Brown, a dog's person
> >
> >
> >
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